Saturday, July 07, 2007

Pun Intended

By the grace of God and the revered Maintenance Secretary, we were provided with very handy computer tables. These tables, like all computer tables, have a desktop for keeping

1. Computer Monitor
2. Books
3. Notes
4. Stationery
5. Mouse (PC mouse)
6. Locks
7. Infinite number of keys
8. Phone Chargers
9. Cellphones
10. Mosquito Repellent
11. Cigarette Packets
12. Matchboxes
13. Handkerchiefs
14. Blank CDs
15. Posters
16. Utensils
17. Battery Charger
18. Dust
19. Dead Mosquitoes
20. Wires, Cables and Cords
21. Styrofoam
22. Free 5 rupee packet of Fair and Lovely
23. Candy Wrappers etc


Then we have drawers. A sliding one and a non-sliding one, which doesn't even have a closure. Drawer has more things than the tabletop.
We have a floorboard kind of thing on which rests the CPU and the UPS.

Then one of the most innovative additions in a piece of furniture - Keyboard Slider. It's very suave. When we slide it in, nobody can even tell that we have a keyboard. But, of late, it has been hanging loose and keeps coming off the plates which join the sliding board to the main table. Thus it becomes a major pain to

1. Play NFS
2. Play CS
3. Chat
4. Work for College Magazine
5. Rest your leg on the keyboard slider
6. Sleep soundly as it always manages to fall off in the middle of the night.

The problem with this arrangement, as is with every arrangement (including our lives), is shortage of screws.

:|

Disclaimer: There. A new post.

15 Comments:

Blogger Sameer said...

i cud beat u at nfs with me eyes closed... :P no offence..well, just a bit maybe.


oh but with the lan ban thingy i dont think i'll ever get a chance :(

7:25 PM  
Blogger Prashant Gautam said...

of course man you could beat me any day :)
i happen to collide at every turn but somehow NOS always keeps me afloat. I have an enviable balance in my account. :D

See you on LAN. What say after PSY 152 end sem?

7:34 PM  
Blogger Joychaser said...

Stop procrastinating in such supremely unproductive ways and go try to wrap your mind around quantum mechanics before it shrivels up inside that skull of yours!!

8:48 PM  
Blogger Sameer said...

ur on...:)

2:45 PM  
Blogger Johnny Tent said...

@ Sam
Well, he's not someone worth challenging. But if you ever get past him, I assure you that tougher competition awaits you. After all, it's me who wins all the races.

Lots of offense meant.

12:26 AM  
Blogger Sameer said...

im the wing king...
lo theres a rhyme fr you :P

2:46 AM  
Blogger Sameer said...

oh..and wheres soham...
i miss his "tumhaari maar li gayi hai..mazaa aaya" already. :)

2:49 AM  
Blogger Sameer said...

this seems like a decent place to advertize....:D
read my blog :P

1:02 AM  
Blogger Sameer said...

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1:07 AM  
Blogger Sameer said...

ah i got it...
:)

but just to be on the safer side thats all i'll say..:)

1:14 AM  
Blogger Done With Blogging said...

abe - mera comment delete kar diya hai - this is adding insult to injury or something to that effect .

10:26 AM  
Blogger Prashant Gautam said...

did not delete any comments man! what are you talking about?
when have I ever deleted your comments?
Post it again.

12:24 PM  
Blogger Sameer said...

oopsy..that was me, i deleted mine...
i wudnt have had i known that it wudnt be a clean sweep..

2:48 PM  
Blogger Done With Blogging said...

did you read the manga ?

Bajar bhokali machai gayi hai ..

1:17 PM  
Blogger Anupam said...

hey bro .. i commented on one of your posts, most probably this one. and i dont know where the hell is that gone.. nyways all it said about was that i feel you are a genius and pure in every sense for else the blogs couldnt have been so miraculous.. was going through some of your old ones ..
nyways .. keep up good health .. its important ..

7:02 PM  

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