Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Self Improvement

Have you heard of traversable wormholes? They are stable wormholes that do not collapse under the influence of a black hole. Some exotic matter with negative energy density has to exist for the wormhole to stabilize. To proceed further, it becomes important to clearly state the followings assumptions that have been made to bring up the hypothesis later:

1. Wormhole is just an escape from the the current space-time fabric and leads to a parallel universe in another dimension.

2. All the energy densities present in this universe are to be regarded as positive energy densities.

Having stated the conditions for a stable traversable wormhole and the assumptions, it seems prudent now to say that in the parallel universe (that the wormhole will lead to) every thing that exists in this universe will also exist except that the properties would be the exact opposite of the properties exhibited in the current universe. Which is to say, the earth would revolve around the sun in a clockwise manner etc. In that universe, all of us will exist as Ouselves' (ourselves prime). That is, we will exhibit behavior exactly the opposite of our behavior in this universe. This would provide us with an opportunity to indirectly analyse our behavior in the third person perspective. Hence putting us in a position to judge ourselves in an unbiased, non-egoistic way.

So if we find our-parallel-selves to be absolute assholes in the parallel universe then it means that we here in this universe are perfect angels. Whereas, if we find ourselves too good to be true in the other universe then it means that we need to work on our behavior and fucked up attitude in this universe.

I think its quite a novel, interesting and impactive way to better ourselves. I mean, it is much better than reading boring self help books and enduring the painful rigor of muchly disliked "discipline". I would rather not improve on myself than improve partly with immense effort. Thus the statement - Self improvement: will only happen if a wormhole opens.

Even after all this, if we still find ourselves to be inbred bitches in both the universes then we should stop being too self-critical. If not even that, then we should be happy that we are at least exotic assholes in one of the universes.

1 Comments:

Blogger Johnny Tent said...

Self-improvement can also happen by having kids.

8:58 PM  

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